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this mall is still open don’t ask me how no, the locks aren’t broken but it’s a demolition zone now it used to be cool to go to Valley View but all the people have gone away no more 15-year old chicas or the occasional orthodox jew those shops are empty, there’s no more soccerContinue reading “View”

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Which Baker Will Accept the Heisman?

We all know Baker is going to win. Normally I wouldn’t make a definitive statement like that, but this one seems so secure that I feel ok saying that. Watching the Heisman Trophy ceremony on Saturday night will be like watching a victory parade for OU fans. There won’t be much suspense or mystery thisContinue reading “Which Baker Will Accept the Heisman?”

Jeb Bush 2017: One Love

This is a short story. Concept credit goes to Ryan Viohl, Estevan Molinar, and myself. “I’m sorry, sir, I have to ask. Are you Jeb Bush?” “Puka shells be $5 lady.” “I already said I don’t want puka shells, but I really think you look like a tan, bearded Jeb Bush. Do you know whoContinue reading “Jeb Bush 2017: One Love”